The Beatles — Polythene Pam (Lennon/McCartney)

Well you should see Polythene Pam.
She’s so good-looking, but she looks like a man.
Well you should see her in drag,
Dressed in her polythene bag.
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt.
She’s killer-diller when she’s dressed to the hilt.
She’s the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World.
Yes, you could say she was attractively built, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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