The Beatles — Mean Mister Mustard (Lennon/McCartney)

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark
Trying to save paper.
Sleeps in a hole in the road saving up to buy him some clothes,
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose.
Such a mean old man, such a mean old man.

His sister Pam works in a shop, she never stops,
She’s a go-getter.
Takes him out to look at the queen,
Only place that he’s ever been.
Always shouts out something obscene.
Such a dirty old man, dirty old man.